Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 669
You deserved it 3 698

Same thing different taste

Comments

Makes me think of Spongebob's ripped pants for some reason.. And people. I'm a girl. And I'm not trying to be Spongebob. Yeesh. -_-

maneater8 7

that must of been a sight for ur husband

susie_spiff 0

you should have moved the couch out into the yard while she was still asleep. lmao

alex6946 10

She's a Boozer and a naked Snoozer! Lol... ;D

Sell all the animals, use the money to hire a ***** and buy some booze. Then when your family gets back and they ask for the pets, be like "I don't know what you're talking about." That'll teach the SOB's. You CAN have a vacation at home too.

What in blazes are you talking about?