Kids: How dare you ?!

How dare you ?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 656

You deserved it 2 582

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By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 176

You deserved it 1 870

Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 285

You deserved it 130

By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 280

You deserved it 3 289

Sorry for nothing, lady

By bad samaritan - 23/10/2012 03:51 - United States - Houston

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 117

You deserved it 1 682

Stranger danger

By Cali Montana - 03/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 500

You deserved it 87

By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 001

You deserved it 1 868

By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 931

You deserved it 55 305

Stranger Danger!

By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 540

You deserved it 669

Technique

By icandothecancan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Duncan

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 025

You deserved it 6 278

By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 282

You deserved it 3 545

LolliDolly 19

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

Ugh. Some people these days

cmyk 19

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

What have the world come to.. Such an idiot mother, she should be bloody grateful you saved her child!! Sorry op, you did not deserve that..

Comments

stevieb123 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:35

Idk what to say but that's a ****** up mom

ynnhoj 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:29

Doesn't "almost" cancel "certain", or am I wrong?

ContradictionsAw 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:40

My family was in the grocery store parking lot and a lady came up to our car window and said "excuse me! You almost hit my kid"(as we were starting to back out) and it's like, what the hell? Watch your goddamn kids!

EvilDave 13

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:59

"OK, ****, next time I will let your kid walk out into traffic and get hit by a car."

aparent3576 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:59

What a bitch...

aikman_wesc 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:16

my parents would have yelled at you for not letting the car hit me, thats how I learned all my valuable lessons in life haha but good job tho man.

niswisk 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:36

Yet more proof theres no justice in the world

ZielZone 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:15

Let the kid get hit.. She'll just make more.

Qball_LAX 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:28

I wouldn't have been nice OR quiet about this one. I would've told her straight up that she needs to get the hell off her phone, and pay attention to her lemming of a child, who clearly learned self-destructive and idiotic tendencies from their dipshit of a mother; that next time I hope when she's not paying any attention to her kid there's nobody around to stop them from being killed by speeding traffic to spare the child from growing up with her and the world from having to suffer with offspring of her moronic twat.