Kids and Parenting: How could you? - FML

How could you?

By Anonymous - 07/06/2026 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife called me at work, screaming in rage that she hated me, that I was a useless lump, that she wishes we'd never met. Did I have an affair or burn the house down? Nope. I set up the kids' backpacks for school today and forgot a library book that was due today. FML

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SAgirl 20

Sunday 7 June 2026 17:35

Your wife seems high strung, bipolar? Maybe have a chat with her, there is usually one big thing that bothers women but then all the little things set them off too. Get to the root of her issues.

DLBL 21

Monday 8 June 2026 17:05

Did the school library have you arrested? Were you able to make bail?

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angus 16

Sunday 7 June 2026 16:15

Better off apart by the sound of it

SAgirl 20

Sunday 7 June 2026 17:35

Your wife seems high strung, bipolar? Maybe have a chat with her, there is usually one big thing that bothers women but then all the little things set them off too. Get to the root of her issues.

DLBL 21

Monday 8 June 2026 17:05

Did the school library have you arrested? Were you able to make bail?

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