Hot wheels

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw that a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me, he was admiring my truck. This is the fifth time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 305
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DocBastard 38

Many women get offended when men stare at their headlights.

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DocBastard 38

Many women get offended when men stare at their headlights.

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CrissyyyS2 22

This is where you say "wanna go for a ride?"

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rg350dx 29

What you gunna do with all that junk? All that junk in the back of your truck... Seriously, you should probably drop it off at the dump.

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gc327072 30

My truck, (x4) My lovely little truck Check it out!

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awp17 5

Most important question here. What kind of truck, and any mods?

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SWC_Penguin 17

Men buy nice cars to impress women and it doesn't usually work. But now you've found out it works in reverse. Don't complain. Exploit it!

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saad2605 16

FYL OP. I am sure you've got some game. Just have to find the right guy.

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etishuman22 32

That's how I feel when I drive the company car. They aren't looking at me...they're just reading the wrap. Cheer up, OP! I bet you're very pretty.

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perdix 29

Hopefully, you don't also have a hot dog that outshines you in public.

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GuessWhatKids 13

I'd hate to be outshined by a hotdog.

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volklskis 7

Well, depends on the truck, thus I ask what kind of truck do you have?

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