Hot and… greasy

cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
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XtraEzeee 8

Of course he's serious. Bacon is no laughing matter.

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fordman22 0

Stick dat up er ole twizzle an eat er up!

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gottageek 17

You should be flattered, he's willing to engage in an activity that suggest sharing bacon with you, amongst other things. That's true love there.

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hateevryone 14

Really though?

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ccamphu11 7

I'm so glad I'm not the only one! My husband thinks that it would be a good idea for him to have steak while having sex. His logic is that it's the two best things at the same time...

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ChuckMcNugget 1

/../bacon mhmmmm

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mommy_me 4

You never know unless you try, right? And besides, even if it doesn't work, at least you get Bacon :)

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dossome 1

I fail to see the problem here. Bacon makes everything better

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izzy7 11

Make sure he cooks it naked so you get a sizzling show and he hopefully learns his lesson.

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metalwolf 17

Just be glad he didnt suggest chili peppers. Most people dont like burning down there.

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