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By You're NOT getting lucky today hun - 12/10/2012 09:27 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML
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feldco1 17

At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.

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Voldy_fml 16

More like breakup punch. What a douche!

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whatsittuya 2

Does he get on fml? He may have read the post about the woman that orgasmed during break up sex.

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limitedition 25

He's got massive balls for asking that. Surely he showed some douchebag tendencies before now?

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aerogxt 7

Well if he doesn't get breakup sex I'll take it

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XRaYKaT 3

So did you tell him when? He's got things to do.

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20runningindians 3

You have probably the best name for this situation, OP.

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