Horny and dumb

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
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jamesderp 15

I don't wanna say Floridians, but Floridians

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fantasyworld 37

This is what causes people to believe that bisexuality isn't real.

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Rohawk 4

Not really, that's just people being stupid all by themselves.

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kaybows 14

As a young, bisexual woman, I can confirm that we absolutely are all middle aged men.

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GingerRoot 13

I support the above statement

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Carlitosfmc 18

Why people can't have a normal midlife crisis?

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smoothies14 32

Would it really be a crisis if it was normal?

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NickACD 27

I'm 15 and sometimes I catfish guys into sending dick pics which I jack off to. After that I just question my choices, sexuality, and overall existence.

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andrmac 25

#28 just use Grindr app or website you wouldn't have to catfish to get dick pics there.

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NickACD 27

Nah it's more fun to see their reaction when I'm done. One guy I'm friends with now.

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ChristinePi 36

If you're only 15, getting those kind of pictures is illegal since they're giving sexually explicit content to a minor. Even worse if they're a minor too, that's considered child pornography.

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derangedplanet 23

Not to mention don't any of people like 28 ever question their morals? holy damn

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countryb_cth 38

It's kind of funny how you guys don't realizes that #42 is joking.

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harleyangel0373 7

My concern would be the damage he's doing to other people.

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ThrottleJockey 35

What a coincidence, so am I! OK, I lied; I'm actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body. My wife concurs.

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9a_1z 12

I feel sorry for all the young bisexual females out there, men want to be them, other women don't believe they exist. Must be a hard life.

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Axel5238 29

Wow, that's messed up though it makes me wonder about the age of the husband. This while sad is something you'd might hear from a high school or college student.

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