Hell no!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17

Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."

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MrSarcasmic 10

don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you

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pastispast 7

You should go there drunk and take the spotlight from her and ruin her moment.

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Roland97 4

I don't want to say your life sucks because you're probably much better off without her. What a bitch.

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TheSofaKing 7

Attend the wedding. When everyone is toasting the new couple, remind her of all the excuses/lies she told you when she was cheating on you.

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Terrygb77 2

My ex tried to pull the exact same shit with me & it just never occurred to her exactly how or why it was inappropriate

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RedPillSucks 31

sigh.... Been there, didn't do that either.

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davincidasecond 24

Two words you should say to her in response, and only two: "Bitch, swerve."

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tigerisabelle 31

When they say: "Speak now if you have an objection" stand up and say "I have an objection! Where are the other 250 men she's slept with in the past year? Why was I singled out?"

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Inked0803 12

Well once they're married have sex with her then everyone will be about even.

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Enslaved 36

"Well,- it would have meant a lot- to me if you didn't have another man's penis in you while we were married!"

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MissLynn34 11

Sounds as awesome as my getting a baby shower invite from my ex husbands new babies momma. You poor, poor bastard

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