Animals: Haute cuisine

Haute cuisine

By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML

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Yummy

By Tuna ice cream - 09/09/2025 03:00

Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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truslide 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:23

making a nacho? you fail

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:32

1. Some cat food is really good. 2. Some beans are really bad. /I believe

Comments

vag_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:36

A nacho??? just one? douche.

poison29 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:50

it won't kill you. but didn't you taste it?

Diablojr 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:11

actually there was a question like this in popular science. it isn't harmful, but it contains large amounts of stuff that would make it taste not too fresh

tdawgheath 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

Kay, if it tasted good, how is this an FML? Who cares if you eat catfood, it's usually natural stuff...

ironmagma 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:57

Proves how bad refried beans taste.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:12

double post

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:12

HAHA, I hate refined beans. Lucky me!

UConn_Huskies 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:15

you made one nacho. you suck

dips200 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:25

First of all, a nacho? Really? And second, a nacho? Who says that? You better check to make sure you're not bleeding from the ears, because something might be wrong with your head.