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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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that1guy1 13

You'd think if you're in charge of singing the anthem you'd have brushed up on it first... However if you were just in the crowd no big deal.

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farnsworth 3

Haha in Canada that'd be more awkward O Canada! Uh.. O Canada! .....o Canada?

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ladyLALAA 28

I'm hoping OP is not silly enough to have not learnt the words if singing alone, otherwise should have just pretended to sing it!

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SierraD 0

Which two lines? Curiosity... It may kill me one day, but I must know.

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cash_monkey72 9

Oh say can you, um, uh aw ****! Not again!

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alsgirl 24

Wow...though a lot of fellow Aussies don't know the 2nd verse of our anthem simply cos it isn't sung much

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TylerOMFG 7

Damn, well that must have been scary, haha.

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drcynic 4

Did you have some sort of seizure because that's the only acceptable excuse in my eyes.

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Clamcreepy 7

Well at least you didn't freak out and cry like some girl at my school when she had to sang the national anthem

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emodude44 0

It's just a song for the people who believe that their rock is better than others.

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LennyComa 39

In the uk most people only know 2 lines if the National Anthem so just chill bout it, the uk lacks some patriotism aswell

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