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blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

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Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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PissedOff - 26/01/2017 14:25

Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML

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Anonymous - 03/04/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband fell asleep on my shoulder. He then ripped a nasty fart. I exhaled slowly but apparently loud enough that it woke up my husband who promptly screamed directly in my ear, before screaming a second time when he smelled the fart as well. The worst part is that also he scared my cat off my lap. FML

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irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 28 July 2014 18:13

He should have made them into a song. That's the only acceptable way to listen to such noises.

igive 29

Monday 28 July 2014 18:16

Destroy it before it hits youtube...if it's not too late.

vividpictures 17

Tuesday 29 July 2014 7:56

I guess he'll be sleeping on the couch for a while.

albertozeta_fml 9

Tuesday 29 July 2014 9:50

What an idiot

Mama4ddk 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 10:41

I agree, her family should really get a sense of humor. It's not like he presented them with a scratch and sniff poster! It sounds we all make, oh no let's hide under a rock and pretend none of us farts, moans, groans, grunts, sighs, etc... in our sleep or anywhere else actually !

ulissey_fml 22

Tuesday 29 July 2014 9:53

Give him a clue ; get him a dvd of Gone with the Wind.

xxAmyHerexx 4

Tuesday 29 July 2014 10:04

Seriously... At dinner.

kiaora_fml 11

Tuesday 29 July 2014 10:12

How can it prove it was you, maybe he recorded it of himself to have a go at you OP, just saying :P

Lilsbills 15

Tuesday 29 July 2014 20:23

Wow sounds like an asshole to me but im sure everything will be fine

nikko0328 9

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:12

its a real relationship when you dont have to hold it in your bowls. lol

The_4th_Doctor 13

Tuesday 29 July 2014 23:55

Sorry you're married to such an immature 12-year-old OP!

boshbish 14

Wednesday 30 July 2014 3:28

Your husband is awesome. Lighten up and have a little laughter in life and with your husband. I'm sure every single one of those family members has heard you farting st some stage in your life. Babies do it all the time.