Miscellaneous: Good one, lady

Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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A tale as old as… well, 2007?

By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

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Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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By bananaface - 16/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

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By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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Thursday 5 November 2009 1:33

That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:35

Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.

Comments

YeahYeahYeah4 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:33

That's why you don't buy a $400 phone. If they break that easily, then they're pieces of crap and not worth it. I've dropped by cheapie little phone so many times on concrete and floors and it's still alive and kicking and has been for the 4 years I've had it. Be frugal. You don't need a $400 phone.

TerraofDarkness 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 21:54

Now THAT'S what I call a New Yorker! 8D I love my people.

omgwhatanfml 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 22:42

my phone cost $30 and i kicked it into a concrete wall. (by accident) It didn't break just a minor scratch.

roflcopter423 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:05

are you sure you didn't throw it on the ground because your so-called girlfriend told you it was your dad? gold stars to anyone who gets this

roflcopter423 0

Friday 6 November 2009 0:36

best song ever my favorite line: happy birthday to the ground

Sapphy 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:30

destroy her for making such a lame joke

jonsmith4233 0

Friday 6 November 2009 0:14

since when is dropping your phone on the floor not a mistake?

manami_chan669 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:30

You should have said "and that's what you call a bad joke"

zoffix 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:17

Haha, YDI for buying shitty, overpriced phones. Hell, I dropped my Razr a billion times and it is still in one piece.

chyane_mommy 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:38

you serious brought a $400 phone and it "shattered into a million pieces" just by dropping it once? you sure there wasnt a cherry bomb or something strapped to it? if not you should be sueing you cell phone company for defective merchandise