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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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You deserved it 2 739

Theater kid

By juliet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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You deserved it 6 365

By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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You deserved it 11 359

Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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You deserved it 350

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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You deserved it 3 845

By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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You deserved it 2 316

Manoeuvres in the dark

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 21:13 - Canada

Today, I had to perform with my orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song, I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing, "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML

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You deserved it 6 277

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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You deserved it 269

By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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You deserved it 12 826

He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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You deserved it 248

nowIshallrise 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:42

could've told him what happened? if he already knew, he's a dumbass.

Gi510 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:43

Sounds like ur teacher is an ass

Comments

scotty122 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:47

dansco 24

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:47

You learned two things from this - your teachers is indeed a **** and two next let her drop lol

xmarkstheheart 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:15

Grow some balls and file a written complaint with your school's principal. You should've already done that, thereby rendering moot this entire FML. But still, your teacher's a nutsack.

solberner 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 8:40

Yah cuz it takes balls to write something unlike saying it to the persons face.

dbt88 15

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:34

58 - They said do it in writing because something has to be done about it then. Unless it is recorded, there's no way to prove you just talked to somebody. Putting things in writing is generally the best way to handle them if you want an outcome.

Jordannn28 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:19

what a dick

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:17

Thank you... (Actually, that's what they ALL say.)

Muffin_Tops_fml 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:24

You wish you had my Choir teacher.

KMilliron 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:35

I'd distract his face with my fist. Not really wouldn't help the situation but I'd feel better. As for the f? I suck at singing so I'd just pretend to pass out so I wouldn't have to sing. Should see me with a computer though, that's how I make MY music :D

bre12 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:50

i dont think that your teacher is being fair. i know my choir teacher would understand....

L3Paparazzo 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:18

Thats just not fair :P

SBSforthewin 5

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:15

you're hot

vi3tno_romeo 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:20

life's not fair either my friend..

Riccoshea 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:24

I'm sure you didn't just catch her. it was probably more like "woah! wow watch out! damn I'm a hero wow you see that shit?". people like you disgust me. ydi for being an attention *****

Schiffy 18

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:21

Dude, did you even read the FML thoroughly? He kept a girl from falling after fainting, he said nothing close to what you did. Maybe the teacher was just an asshole/bitch. You shouldn't jump to your dumbass conclusions like that.