**** my shit up

By hair2daygone4ever - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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skywalker66 0

OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111

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shlee053 2

you shouldn't be sleeping when your watching your 4 year old

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rockin198 0

im laughing but that sucks why does your daughter even have scissors in the first place

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sweetnsassybitch 1

wtf did you do to piss her off?congrats you gave birth to the spawn of the devil!

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XaVi11 0

Well look on the bright side, she saved you a trip to the barber, LOOOL.

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djjohn11 0

Lol i rember when i was little my older sister would paint my nails and my mom would get pissed off. Maby it was something about me being a guy? probaly that. Anyway your life is not ******. Wear a hat! hats are cool =)

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italian_babe 0

It is ridiculous to say the OP is a bad parent for the fact that her child got ahold of scissors. anybody who has children or has even been around a child knows that they can get into ANYTHING especially at the age of 4. && Even if she had safety scissors instead of regular ones, they are sharp enough to cut hair too. My little cousin cut her own hair with her safety scissors.

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braFTW 0

FYL for the hair... ..but YDI for letting your 4-year-old daughter handle scissors.

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kaieleigh 0

why does a 4 year old have access to scissors? while you're sleeping even!

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daneeyoll 0

not many people know how to cut hair nowadays good practice !

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