Health Fresh and not Fit - FML

Fresh and not Fit

Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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jobless - 16/05/2012 07:36 - United States - Groton

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

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Mowed down

ThatsNotGrass - 10/08/2014 01:30 - Canada

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

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Health is overrated

Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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Jack Shart Jr. - 08/07/2015 15:16 - United States

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

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Yesterday's news

rofld - - United States

Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML

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The art, the artist

waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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tash - 24/05/2011 12:33 - Canada

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

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kut19 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:37

how fat are you?

Keffin 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:42

"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-

heatherfeather31 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:05

WTF how does that even happen??!

torrrrxoh 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:39

is that even possible..?

jdog1115 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 8:12

I didn't even know that was physically possible

alexvn 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:50

only in the u.s.

Baluvagyok 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:40

u must be really fat

letiflor 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:10

must have been really hot outside lol

Matabates 0

Friday 17 June 2011 0:04

get owned tubsy

cul8r 4

Friday 17 June 2011 0:08

This could be serious, you should really see a doctor. Could be a lung issue or a red blood cell issue or diabetes or whatever. Really, see a doctor.

808Lol 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:28

lmfao... that just shows how sad America is getting...

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Sunday 25 September 2011 6:59

Damn, its funny how this website is to post your FML moments to.. i guess have relief yet the people on here are all bitches about your misfortune. Thanks guys, your totally defeating the purpose of the website. idiots.

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Today, while rushing to school, I hurriedly checked my reflection in a parked car’s window. After a few seconds of patting down my hair, the blacked out window of the car rolled down to reveal a family awkwardly watching. FML

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Today, I was saying goodbye to my fiancée on a train station platform. I got on the train, the doors closed, and trying to be romantic, I blew on the glass to draw a heart in the condensation. It made the drawing of a previous passenger appear: a cock. FML

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Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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Today, after a 6 month dry spell, my husband was yet again “too tired” to have sex. I guess I finally found something I miss about my ex. FML

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Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

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Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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