Today, I signed into the Netflix account that I pay for, only to see that my ex had added a new profile for his new girlfriend. We’ve only been separated for two weeks. FML
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Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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stickyface 16
Change the password, go to your account settings and sign out of all devices. Log into your devices with the new password. Problem solved.
cheesebond 29
When you change the password you HAVE to press sign out on all devices. If your email password is the same change that too.
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Comments (19)
TxKitten79 10
First step of break-ups- Change all your passwords
stickyface 16
Change the password, go to your account settings and sign out of all devices. Log into your devices with the new password. Problem solved.
cheesebond 29
When you change the password you HAVE to press sign out on all devices. If your email password is the same change that too.
DrSamba 7
Some guys just can't stand being alone. More than likely, she's not all that new, if he already gave her a Netflix profile. Sorry this happened to you.
Katolas 11
Change the password!
Rae Miller 10
Looks like someone gets a new password..... the best kind of revenge is making someone try to remember how many seasons they’ve watched. *evil laughter*
CoriCat 25
Change the password! But first change the names to like “moocher” and “asshole”
daddycaitlin 13
Change the password and sign them out. Them delete both of their profiles.
lyttle1568 8
Change the password
Sinshine 28
So now when you change your password, he's going to have to explain to the new girl why she can't use that account anymore. I'd take a load of satisfaction from that.