Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

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Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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buchholzas 0

I think he should Cialis... xD I think she is trying to scare him. maybe it's a turn on for her haha

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beancoinc 0

If your afraid of a girls toys replacing you or not adding to your sex life get some confidence in your ability as a lover , play with her with them & please her in all the ways you can, share & explore your fantacies together, nothing wrong with you watching her play with her toys while you encourage her, most of all both of you have fun!

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EvilDave 13

I think he is more concerned with the fact that her favorite sex toy is the size of a man's arm and that ******* her will be like throwing a hotdog down a well.

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sexyscooter 0

wow dude, if she is new gf then u should make her old gf, nympho ***** are bad news

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EvilDave 13

OP, tell her you don't want a chick with a ragged out snatch and break up with her.

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Nightstrike07 1

lol combat that by showing her your naked pics collection, then show her one with either ridiculously large bazonkas or a tight snatch and say "Thats my favourite!........(bitch)."

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Miss_Represented 0

I'm scared for you. Can we say hot dog down a hallway?

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lilmissy1290 0

43.. you're right about feet being the same size as the person's forearm.. but you are completely wrong if you think big feet mean big penis

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