Miscellaneous: Forever young

Forever young

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - University Park

Today, I was walking around my college campus when someone asked me if I'd gotten separated from my tour group. He didn't believe me when I said I was a student here. This happens all the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 576

You deserved it 3 750

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By steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 781

You deserved it 3 987

Walking cliché

By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

I agree, your life sucks 423

You deserved it 151

By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 566

You deserved it 10 757

By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 809

You deserved it 12 492

Little shit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 344

You deserved it 3 314

By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 239

You deserved it 1 201

By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 504

You deserved it 16 558

By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 206

You deserved it 3 522

By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 261

You deserved it 288

Memento

By Sips - 15/01/2025 21:00 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, I have problems with my memory. I asked a teacher if I could let my class know a bit about it. The teacher said I'd already told my class about it. My class had even asked a few questions to me about it. I don't remember anything about it. Maybe it didn't happen and the teacher just lied to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 487

You deserved it 103

CoGhostRider 31

Tuesday 25 March 2014 11:11

Lol maybe you should just play along and see how far you can get those people to go out of their way to help you "find your group "

infinitegrace 21

Tuesday 25 March 2014 11:08

It sucks now but some woman would love to look younger. Maybe you'll appreciate it later in life :)

Comments

drarraise17 4

Tuesday 25 March 2014 22:42

I feel like this is going to happen to me every day.

katertott 44

Wednesday 26 March 2014 6:10

Had I not carefully stayed away from the high school students touring my college campus, that surely would have happened to me all the time.

epokdagreat_fml 7

Wednesday 26 March 2014 6:11

Some people enjoy looking younger.....

mcrfan45 10

Thursday 27 March 2014 8:58

It's alright to look young it wasn't until my parents finally let me get the nose ring I wanted that people actually thought I was at least sixteen.. They always thought I was 13 but I'm turning 18 in 2 months.. I know it hurts though because it's like they are saying your body is underdeveloped

Brock_Tha_Jock 1

Thursday 27 March 2014 18:07

Makes it look like the college version of, "Finding Nemo"

Wolff_Vaun 3

Thursday 3 April 2014 0:27

That's so awful I feel so sorry for you I really can't imagine anything that could possibly be worse than being mistaken for someone who doesn't go to your school. idiot