Love, Family, Lonely, Relatable and Animals: Forever alone

Forever alone

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought their boyfriends or girlfriends. She looked at me, then turned to everyone and said, "But not our Becky! She's more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 446

You deserved it 6 956

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By anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 1 309

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By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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You deserved it 4 617

By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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You deserved it 2 543

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 057

You deserved it 4 787

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Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 823

You deserved it 1 709

Relationship specialist

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 688

You deserved it 90

You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 674

You deserved it 4 135

Single and ready to Pringle

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 00:02

Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 568

You deserved it 168

The last to know

By RP Havens - 10/01/2013 06:25 - United States - Galloway

Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 367

You deserved it 12 349

By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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You deserved it 3 274

elara15 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:13

Finding a man should never be a "priority," Grandma! Let's not encourage overpopulation and the scarcity of resources.

danyeell 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:34

Well when all your sisters are sobbing over the fact that their relationships have ended and are enduring the heartbreak, you'll still have your cats, :)

Comments

yaknowiverse 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:55

that's my cousin's name...

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Thursday 8 September 2011 5:22

So find a man & prove them wrong .

jamesemmymaslow 2

Friday 14 October 2011 17:43

Haha #58 XD

seerahrah 2

Thursday 9 January 2014 18:29

This is my life exactly.

drew60 11

Tuesday 21 October 2014 23:48

Lmao why be anonymous when it says your name in the post

mashfan6507 17

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:40

You probably just have incredibly high standards and won't give guys like me a chance, that's why you're single

kkows25 10

Sunday 11 September 2016 18:48

my little sisters grandma thought I was gay because I never had a boyfriend when she asked. I thought it was pretty funny actually. I would always play into into it and be like " well I wouldn't know because I'm gay and all" lmfao. my mom would get so mad because she knew that I wasn't gay.