Miscellaneous: For the past two days I've been asked if I'm a guy or a girl:... - FML

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By captain roger - 04/02/2017 22:59 - United States - Ottawa

For the past two days I've been asked if I'm a guy or a girl: the first was by a little kid who I not so kindly told to get lost. And the other was by a woman who Walked into the ladies restroom and looked at me And had to stop and make sure she was in the right one. I'm a girl. Seriously people.

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Thursday 16 February 2017 3:47

then you might need to dress like it more

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