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Foot in mouth

Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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tazthespaz - 29/12/2016 03:18 - United States - Comstock Park

Today, a telemarketer called my house phone and asked for my grandpa. We were in the middle of having his wake. FML

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perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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cmolloy - 21/12/2011 14:40 - Ireland

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

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Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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dummy - 22/05/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML

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TheCookieCrumb 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:06

That's like you saying "Your Next"

Aelaena 6

Monday 15 June 2009 12:09

You should have added "In your prayers i mean" then it wouldn't be an fml.

Emma_91 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:01

I'm sure she understands. If you apologized, great. If not, don't bring it up anymore. And try to be more careful next time.

Snazaza 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:17

that's just morbidly obese

mas19 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:18

Poor you... And your grandma.

sighs123 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:11

I think she understands that it was out of habit. She's talked to you on the phone before and knows that you usually end your phone convos that way, so she would understand.

tumbler 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:16

Oh boo you it probably older than I am and my grampa died this year on my thirteenth birthday! So eff ur butt

Starburstracecar 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:23

#66... Wait, what? I'm with you on the morbid part, to a point - it at least makes sense, but what does being overweight have to do with anything?? Perhaps I'm missing something... OP - Sorry for your loss. Don't worry about the slip-up; people make mistakes like that all the time.