Miscellaneous: Foot in mouth

Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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You deserved it 25 985

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By tazthespaz - 29/12/2016 03:18 - United States - Comstock Park

Today, a telemarketer called my house phone and asked for my grandpa. We were in the middle of having his wake. FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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You deserved it 1 984

By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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You deserved it 3 554

By cmolloy - 21/12/2011 14:40 - Ireland

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

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You deserved it 4 486

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By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 138

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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You deserved it 188

By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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You deserved it 3 921

By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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You deserved it 28 612

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By dummy - 22/05/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 309

You deserved it 44 923

TheCookieCrumb 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:06

That's like you saying "Your Next"

Aelaena 6

Monday 15 June 2009 12:09

You should have added "In your prayers i mean" then it wouldn't be an fml.

Comments

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:06

Pfft....Ahahahah. I laughed. Oh and #2 = Winn.

paperbagofdoom 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:25

It happens, I did the same thing.

xxmix 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:28

that's sad :( but don't worry about it, she understands that you didn't mean to do it

xxXChiiXxx 2

Monday 15 June 2009 17:29

I'm sorry for your loss. :( You probably should've told your Grandma it was just out of habit, and not intentional. I'm also sorry for the a-holes that clicked YDI. You don't in anyway.

dreamsmean 3

Monday 15 June 2009 17:48

oops

Topguy 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:53

Ouch...

ama17 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:53

I'm so sorry... my grandpa just died recently too. Your mind's racing with all these thoughts and wondering how it will affect your family, especially your grandma... it might have hurt her feelings in the moment, but I'm sure she'll understand it was out of habit.

jgrissom 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:59

Wow **** you, not your life, but you

Walt_1990 3

Monday 15 June 2009 18:04

Sorry to hear about your loss, and i'm pretty sure your grandma understands.

BrandNewKadillak 0

Monday 15 June 2009 18:09

19, that's a pretty unfunny thing to say. My grandmother had Alzheimer's and was already well into it when my grandpa died. It was very hard when it she started forgetting things and didn't want to wake up or talk to us anymore. It's not something to joke about.