Fonzie

By Anonymous - 28/10/2025 09:00

Today, I was in a crowded elevator and tried to discreetly take a breath mint. The little tin slipped from my hands, bounced off my shoe, and scattered mints everywhere. Everyone stared as I bent over, frantically picking them up, muttering, “I swear I’m usually cool.” FML
I agree, your life sucks 158
You deserved it 300

Same thing different taste

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Why did you have to be discreet about it?

People who say they're cool aren't cool. Unless you mean you're somewhere between warm and cold.

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Why did you have to be discreet about it?

People who say they're cool aren't cool. Unless you mean you're somewhere between warm and cold.