FML: Uncensored

By Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML
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TwoOneFive 11

I was scared for a second, I thought he was going to say she bit it off but bite marks are horrible

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Da_burn 6

If you were watching a zombie movie this incident would be somewhat ironic...

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zen1979 16

Not exactly the proper use of the term ironic but your intended mssg is clear

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LemonandLime 13

Not somewhat ironic. Completely not ironic.

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PerditaDessa 38

85 & 104, It actually is ironic. One of the definitions of ironic deals with coincidental or unexpected behavior. It would not be a form of irony, but it is ironic.

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theamazingone_12 7

now you know not to watch horror movies while getting a bj

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mzmush 2

The next time you two should watch a war movie, so you can introduce her to your little soldiers

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Paul Laurent 15

something tells me I could have forgiven you

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Pleonasm 35

It's the horrific tale of ****-teasing and the dreadful blue-balls that ensues. Every man's worst nightmare: it'll be sure to make more than a few faint.

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Jac_d_ipper 10

OP, now you can say that your GF has left her mark on your future.

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perdix 29

That's the completely wrong genre to watch when receiving head. I only get ******** while watching C-SPAN.

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ksks1234 33

And extra drool (lube) when she falls asleep. Win!

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sugarshane007 20

Don't explain the joke. It's just tacky.

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Snowkeys 11

Yeah.. Never have a comedy movie on in the background while having sex. Your partner doesn't appreciate it when you randomly start laughing.

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SuperDanielNL 23

How could you not have forseen that? I mean us men think with our penisses how come OP's penis has no sense of self-preservation?

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Schiffy 18

Guess you were thinking with the wrong head then....

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