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By Anonymous - 25/06/2026 03:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
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Top comments

garamo 4

I am a grown man and I sit on the toilet when I pee unless it’s a dirty public toilet 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Yudith 25

Make him clean the toilet everyday. He'll learn to aim or sit on the toilet in no time

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jlc82 12

you didn't HAVE sit in it... you could have checked before you sat down and even wiped the seat off. the amount of people that can't seem to grasp either of these thoughts is unreal and the stupid is really starting to burn.

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Battousai124 9

Why would OP have to do it, a grown ass man should be able to aim for the bowl of air down in the first place.

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jlc82 12

agreed but you still don't have to sit in it...or go ahead if that's what gets you off. I'm not gonna look at someone else's piss on a toilet seat and go oh well I HAVE to sit in it now...no other options. am I going to keep bringing it up to them and telling them to clean up after themselves? the answer is yes. am I going to just sit in it then whine about it on the internet? **** no

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garamo 4

I am a grown man and I sit on the toilet when I pee unless it’s a dirty public toilet 🤷🏻‍♂️

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GoogieWithers 23

Who taught him? If it was you, the YDI but if it was his Dad then FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Clean the toilet seat with his bed pillow.

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Yudith 25

Make him clean the toilet everyday. He'll learn to aim or sit on the toilet in no time

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Bob o Link 8

Make him clean it up every time and also clean the entire bathroom. Maybe he will get the message.

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