Fight, Painful, Injury, Public freakouts Kids Fight Club - FML

Fight Club

CurseYouSonyaLee - - United States - Midlothian

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:53

I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.

airforce987 20

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:54

I guess that flight spun out of control!

sour_sweet_gone 14

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:33

I wish I got in fights like this with my brothers, I could go without the broken toe though...

CasseyWasntHere 10

Friday 14 March 2014 4:17

I guess shit got real

Chelse1403 18

Sunday 12 July 2015 23:08

I've had my nose broken with a Barbie doll. We both have been "attacked" by toys .-.. Lol

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Today, my job decided not to pay me. I talked to HR about it and they told me it will be “very hard” to fix the issue of my missing paycheck. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

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Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally two seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

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Today, when I finally got delivered the new kitchen table that I ordered online a week ago, I found out that it was actually a kitchen table for a dollhouse, as I forgot to check the size. FML

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Today, I was making breakfast with my parrot on my shoulder. He was excited about the food, and in his rush to climb down to the counter, bit through my nipple. I had to get stitches. FML

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Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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