Christmas, Poopoo peepee and Holidays: Festive spirit

Festive spirit

By crappyeve - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was having a Christmas Eve party and my sewer got backed up. Everyone had to go home and now I have to wait until Monday to get it fixed. It's a 15-minute drive to the local McDonald's to take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 1 038

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By Andrew Williams - 11/12/2020 14:01

Today, as I was walking to go look at Christmas lights in my neighborhood, I really had to go number two. I called my dad to come and pick me up. I couldn’t hold it in much longer, so I took a crap in the sewer in the street. FML

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You deserved it 369

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You deserved it 106

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, my toilet broke. Yesterday, the shower filled up with sludge. I have ten people coming over for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 813

You deserved it 2 573

Caught short

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 970

You deserved it 3 400

Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 503

You deserved it 4 815

Mess incoming

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 16:00

Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 744

You deserved it 177

By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 856

You deserved it 7 053

Caught in 4K

By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 105

You deserved it 17 601

Quick Stop

By poopy pants - 08/04/2013 01:47 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 391

You deserved it 8 739

Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 770

You deserved it 188

cj89898 24

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:55

Well that's a shi... I'll sto... nope that's overrated too. What do I do now?

staffsgtkiba 5

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:58

get a shit bucket

Comments

moodyreallyrocks 27

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:55

Sucks OP! Best of luck..

Tripartita 44

Sunday 25 December 2016 7:34

You forgot to put asterisks around the first two words. I'd also recommend getting a room for that sort of thing…

cj89898 24

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:55

Well that's a shi... I'll sto... nope that's overrated too. What do I do now?

Cali 54

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:58

One of those guests may have a very guilty conscience tonight.

staffsgtkiba 5

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:58

get a shit bucket

Tripartita 44

Sunday 25 December 2016 6:59

Christ, it must've smelled like a farm. Wait… Christ… farm—that's it! OP, open your house to the public so they can pay for an authentic manger experience on Christmas Eve!