Health: Far out, man

Far out, man

By PickedOff - 27/04/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

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Same thing different taste

Funny guy

By memoryloss - 04/12/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML

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By Monster-in-law - 10/08/2017 01:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

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Golden child

By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 20:02 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By louie - 31/01/2012 20:17 - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 00:00

Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML

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Hazmat suit time

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 12:00 - Kenya - Nairobi

Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML

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By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

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Off his **** on placebos

By being this dumb should hurt - 18/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML

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gunmania0 12

Friday 27 April 2012 14:26

Life is an hallucination.

himoonkey 8

Friday 27 April 2012 14:28

It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?

Comments

JadeWalker 14

Saturday 28 April 2012 21:08

I honestly don't see why this is an fml.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 28 April 2012 23:09

He needs to stop taking the shit! Period!

NoxiousNorwegian 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:23

Wouldn't that be **** your brothers life then? I'm not understanding how this is bad for tou?

Kcloudnine 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:52

My medications make me have hallucinations to xD and don't ware off for hours If only my doc gave me phycadelics (idk how to spell it). Instead

kart1x 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 5:13

Was it hallucinations or delusions? Or both? Take him to see a doctor because some meds might make these sideeffects permanent.

TheNinjaBacon 8

Monday 11 June 2012 2:00

The chickens are back!!!!!!

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:17

As soon as I read the part where he says that he's already seen a doctor, I just knew how it was going to end. That, kiddos, is what's called "subtle foreshadowing".