Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
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Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, my truck got towed after being parked for ten minutes, even though wasn't in a no parking area. Now I have to pay 500 dollars to get it out of impound. FML
Today, I searched for free parking near my work for 30 minutes, trying to avoid paying $12 at a pay lot. I scored a spot, but 1 mile away from the office. I trekked through rain, cold, and got to work late. It was a long hard day, crawled back to my car, and had a $30 ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML
Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 38
No, the towing guys planted that change in your car just to **** with your mind. You are just gullible enough to fall for it.
prettypinkpixie 9
Maybe you should have checked your car better before you parked without paying the parking meter.
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Comments (44)
pinkp909 8
I like dick. In my mouth. Almost as much as I like sentence fragments. Ya feel me, brah?
Autoshot 9
Hahahahahahha again. YDI cheap bastard.
Jessicca_fml 0
read car as cat soo much better lol !!
Icecream93 4
Yet another rush to be first
lexif96 0
*****
prettypinkpixie 9
Maybe you should have checked your car better before you parked without paying the parking meter.
meowmeowwkitty 0
WTF?
goaliemkl123 8
it makes sense....
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
Wow..that's a MAJOR YDI.
josephhhhhh 0
stupid noob
CutiePie_101 7
Wow, that really sucks.
BAMF18 0
you aren't a cutie pie mrs angles.
DocBastard 38
No, the towing guys planted that change in your car just to **** with your mind. You are just gullible enough to fall for it.
flawedgenius 6
**** that. I'd save the cash in case I needed it another time. but... why not have the coinage change in YOUR POCKET (or handbag if that applies)
giselless 5
Why didn't you check? Rather dumb if you ask me.
blahblahblah5_x 13
Foool, but at least you got some exercise
sweet_candy_ 17
Well that sucks. Next time check it before :)
UpsidedownKayak 9
I hope you have enough cents to learn your lesson and change your behavior or you will pay for your mistakes again and again.