Emergency!

By Not dying. - 21/04/2015 07:55 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 036
You deserved it 10 912

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Never use the Internet to check your symptoms. Never.

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nightfall8705 33

I would much rather let loose a monster fart than go to the hospital for an actual heart attack. Glad it was just gas from hell, OP, but next time, refrain from using the internet to diagnose yourself.

I used to have chest pains a lot that worried me that would happen every other day. My doctor said it was trapped gas from drinking too much pop, and since I've cut back the pains have stopped.

K_kanaka 26

Never use the Internet diagnose symptoms. It will literally make you think you have cancer.

Yes I was also convinced by WebMD that I had spinal cancer

TabooSushi 24

And this is why you never listen to Dr. Google. A ten minute visit with that ************ will have you convinced that a sunburn is rectal cancer in about five minutes flat, and then he'll use the time left over to assure you that your sore throat means you have a brain tumor and probably some kind of Super AIDS.

don't trust the Internet for a diagnosis

Would you rather have had a heart attack and thought it was gas? People have mistaken heart attacks for all sorts of other conditions and vice versa.

Attacksloth 33

Please look up "hypochondria" or its derivative, "Googlechondria". It is a disorder that describes me perfectly. Please don't turn into me, thanks. Your sanity will thank you.

I hope you were alone in that room -.-

ViviMage 39

Glad to hear you didn't bite the big one... Just blew the big one!