Kids, Sex, Virginity, Awkward and Intimacy: Early start

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 6 481

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 469

You deserved it 19 471

Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 298

You deserved it 5 612

Treasure hunt

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 736

You deserved it 87 092

By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 521

You deserved it 2 573

By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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You deserved it 8 353

By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 171

You deserved it 8 892

By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 136

Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 319

You deserved it 7 907

By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 952

You deserved it 9 944

By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 094

texmas 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:21

I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.

Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:09

That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.

Comments

Sessee 4

Friday 24 April 2009 18:34

Your sister is a ho bag. Be happy for your non-ho bag-ness :D

scateice 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:25

WTF?!? That's ILLEGAL! Sorry, but your sister's a *****.

robinhoood 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:48

I was fifteen for my first. But your reply should have been "Well, you know what I think is nice? Clean no-no parts. Enjoy the herps!" :)

annettelev 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:05

I this person has a reason to freak out. They're little sister by like 5 years had sex before they did.. It's a bit strange when you think about it.

Orit 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 13:53

Pfff, *****? yes.

_football4life_ 0

Monday 16 August 2010 12:34

your really pretty but you look soo young

ilufyoo 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:57

your sister is going to be a big time ****! being a virgin is a good way to go. people in high school or younger than 16 are just so damn slutty and they will totally regret it one day. just slap the shit out of her!

TheUnnamedOne 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:36

WTF #18??? 14 is more then old enough to lose your virginity?! WTF?!

o_O_o_O13 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:40

Your sister is a slutty *****. No offense

RLNJ 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:49

I'm almost 16, and I decided on my 15th birthday that I am going to stay pure until marriage. I know people will tease me for it, but I just feel like it is the right thing to do. :)

apachecove 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 5:29

agreed. I'm waiting for the 'special someone' too.

Kgirl2cute 6

Friday 16 July 2010 15:33

same same (:

_football4life_ 0

Monday 16 August 2010 12:36

your gonna find a guy that ****** the whole cheerleading squad and ur not fonna know wtf to do in bed so fyl the day that happens

thegreat8 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:35

My parents and I were talking about stuff like this like 'do you think you'll wait 'till marrige?' stuff like that...I'm 12 and I said I'll be at least 18 before I do ANYTHING but I said I don't know to the wait till marriage question...they said that it was a fair answer. In my opinion I feel it's okay to have sex before marriage if you're responsible, and your absolutely sure your ready..just my opinion you don't have to agree just wanted to put my thoughts out ;)