Today, while at a party, my extremely drunk crush came up to me and told me she had a crush on me. She then wanted to have sex with me while drunk, but since she was under the influence, I didn't. Later, when I told her about it, she say denied the fact that she likes me. FML
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Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
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omgjenwtf 11
She’s probably just embarrassed. Alcohol is like truth serum for many. Just tell her how you feel, what have you got to lose now!
Lennie Mcfish 19
for everyone asking why was I at a party and didn't stay home during home during this epidemic, this actually happened before the quarantine but it just got posted recently
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omgjenwtf 11
She’s probably just embarrassed. Alcohol is like truth serum for many. Just tell her how you feel, what have you got to lose now!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
good on you for staying true but stay **** at home you dumbshit
Lennie Mcfish 19
this actually happened before the quarantine but it just got posted recently
tounces7 27
Why do so many people not understand that FML is frequently MONTHS behind in some of their postings?
Aiden89 23
Good for you man, being level headed
Lennie Mcfish 19
for everyone asking why was I at a party and didn't stay home during home during this epidemic, this actually happened before the quarantine but it just got posted recently
RichardPencil 30
Of course she doesn't like you anymore -- you rejected her sexual advances. You can't reject women's sexual advances without severe consequences. It's a double-standard, but it's real.
Kay Jacline Salvatierra 16
On the bright side, at least you can’t be accused of rape.
kenken5 16
More Iike at least he isn’t a rapist. Having sex with someone under the influence is rape.
weazle 13
Nobodies going to point out that op said they didn’t because their cousin was drunk and it because it was their cousin...
sirrubberduckie 36
I think you might be drunk.
CRC_101 31
You did the right thing. There's no wobbling around that. What's more, if she's denying she likes you now, I can only imagine what she'd be saying about you now if you HAD had sex with her while she was inebriated. Good work.