Dorito Man

By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 23:50 - United States - Parker

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Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
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jad0016 12

Haha well Doritos are pretty damn good

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Zverina 20

Timing is everything, right? Just wait until he is asleep. You can steal his Doritos and the next time he does the same thing, offer him Doritos as a reward. It is foolproof.

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I_Am_Melanie 15

If you have to bribe someone to have sex with you, then is it really worth it?

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Edumcg 24

Easy. Next time dress up as a bag of Doritos and BAM you'll have him begging all week ;)

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nellbell414 13

Do you really blame him?

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Moobacca 2

And? Guys sometimes don't want sex. We're not machines.

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Emily062611 6

Yeah neither do women but the difference is we don't make it seem like chips are more important than our SO. With these FMLs it's not so much that someone didn't want to (which is normal and okay). It's more that they were a giant dick about it.

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nellbell414 13

I don't think he was really being a dick, we don't completely know the situation, he could have played it off as a joke after

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MidnaLink 33

Depends on the flavor of the chips. I, personally, will not say no to Ruffles "All Dressed".

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rabbit987654324 17

His reaction may have been in reference to the Doritos ad

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Gravenmuir 18

That's fine. Just say no the next time he wants to get laid during The Notebook or Love Actually. He'll see what it's like.

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