Miscellaneous: Doorman

Doorman

By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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You deserved it 46 825

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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You deserved it 3 055

Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 140

Right in the snowglobes

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 208

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 18 922

By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 331

Freakout

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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You deserved it 4 383

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 173

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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You deserved it 20 283

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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You deserved it 5 166

challan 19

Monday 27 January 2014 1:36

Your sister hasn't orgasms in three months! Give her some time, gees!

NotGabe 28

Monday 27 January 2014 1:40

Really, what did you expect to happen? You don't exactly bounce off a door if you're ramming it.

Comments

TXFernwoods 26

Monday 27 January 2014 2:01

#YOLO

TXFernwoods 26

Monday 27 January 2014 2:05

#YOLO

worldclassrager 39

Monday 27 January 2014 2:16

Do you only have one bathroom? And it's a known fact girls take longer...give her time...

outoftown 26

Monday 27 January 2014 5:41

Many homes have only one bathroom. Not a rarity.

pwnman 33

Monday 27 January 2014 2:20

Dammit, your brother and dad lost a privacy option!

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 27 January 2014 3:58

What were you thinking? Did you think you'd get away with ramming the door?

sanecatlady 13

Monday 27 January 2014 5:57

I guess you underestimated your own strength. And overestimated your own brain.

gracehi 31

Monday 27 January 2014 6:17

Perhaps he was bitten by a radioactive / genetically engineered spider yesterday.

YFBanana 7

Monday 27 January 2014 6:38

If you were grounded for life, how did you post this FML? Dishonest

A_Twon34 4

Monday 27 January 2014 7:04

much door. so dumbass. such jokingly

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:01

Dumbest. Meme. Ever. (Maybe not ever...but still).

SillyGirl4602 23

Monday 27 January 2014 8:49

If you were just joking then why would you actually ram into the door? You're an idiot op. I hope your parents make you pay for a new door.

LennyComa 39

Monday 27 January 2014 8:56

You "jokingly threatened to kick the door down then rammed the ****** off it's hinges. That takes some force to do. Dude sounds like you're just an impatient dick