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This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Don't make me
Today, my 10-year-old daughter hid in her closet all day and did not come out. The reason? She didn't want to eat my pot roast. I didn't realize my cooking was that bad. FML
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nentenkupo 16
If you make other things besides pot roast and she likes them, I wouldn't worry about it.
ajh1800 25
Were you trying to force her to eat it? That seems a little extreme when she could have just said "No thanks, I don't like pot roast"...
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RichardPencil 30
You’re not supposed to put marijuana in it! That’s not what they mean by POT roast.
ashwednesday 12
Come on, Richard. You can do better than this.
RichardPencil 30
Nah, I have my own PTSD about pot roast. We always thought it was Mom’s middle-finger to the rest of the family.
nentenkupo 16
If you make other things besides pot roast and she likes them, I wouldn't worry about it.
ajh1800 25
Were you trying to force her to eat it? That seems a little extreme when she could have just said "No thanks, I don't like pot roast"...
tonyfan00 38
To be fair, your first clue should've been when she bought a gas mask...
DanielleinDC 33
Or maybe she just hates pot roast. Unless she hides for other things you cook, you maybe don't need to worry about it.
Lobby_Bee 17
Here's how you can get her to eat. First take your pot roast and place it in the oven for 15mins on 170c. Second chop and dice up the meat into tiny cubes. Third throw it in the trash and order a pizza.
maikeru1979 23
maybe it's not your cooking that she don't like. Just the pot roast. There are several foods that my family eats that I do not and will not eat
corky1992 33
It may not have anything to do with your cooking. Sometimes people just don’t like something. I have never like pot roast no matter how it was made.
nygma 15
at least she wasn’t in the closet for like, 18 years
Donut_Wizard 23
Maybe she’s more afraid that the pot roast will try to eat her.