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Don't Be That Guy

By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 10:31 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, on my way home from work, I wanted to listen to music. The sound was unusually quiet so, thinking my headphones were breaking, I turned the volume up as high as possible. In actuality, my headphones were only half plugged in. Everyone in the subway had to listen to my loud music. FML

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