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Dominatrix

By Grudges - 01/11/2025 20:00

Spicy

Today, I found an odd notebook in my wife's desk and opened it. I learned why our sex life has gotten so boring: every time I upset her, she secretly bans something sexual. For instance: "June 16th - dented car - no more lingerie" or "August 9th - forgot wallet on date night - no more rope play." FML

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Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

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Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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Don't give up

By Frustrated - 24/08/2025 13:00 - United States

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Today, my wife complained that our sex life is too boring and vanilla. I have spent the last two years suggesting ideas to keep it interesting: S&M, swinging, roleplay, cosplay, public play, new toys, you name it. All I ever hear is, "Eww you pervert, that is disgusting and sick, how dare you even mention that." FML

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Humblebrag

By Anonymous - 05/11/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my wife is upset because at a party we took part in an X-rated 'Never Have I Ever', which exposed how filthy I was with past girlfriends, and how boring our sex life is. I’d done almost everything, while she, who’s only ever been with me, had only done 5 things off the list of about 40. FML

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By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

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Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

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Tempted?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2023 00:02

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Today, I found out that my prude wife, who has given up on anything remotely sexually exciting, has been researching swinger clubs. I found out when she “accidentally” texted me a Vice article on the subject. FML

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By dazedandconfused - 18/09/2016 09:44 - United Kingdom - Dorking

Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML

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Was it worth it?

By Anonymous - 20/05/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML

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Evidence

By Lawyer time - 08/08/2023 16:00

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Today, I found a receipt from a lingerie store for some nice garments. When I asked my wife about it, she stammered and said it was a birthday surprise, then got mad at me for ruining it. My birthday isn't for almost ten months and she hasn't been sexual with me for years, much less spontaneous. Nice try. FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

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Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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Mystery shutdown

By Anonymous - 29/12/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML

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sirrubberduckie 35

Sunday 2 November 2025 8:00

Withholding sex as punishment is not good at all.

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 2 November 2025 17:49

I think it's time for a serious sit-down talk with your wife.

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sirrubberduckie 35

Sunday 2 November 2025 8:00

Withholding sex as punishment is not good at all.

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 2 November 2025 17:49

I think it's time for a serious sit-down talk with your wife.

stickyface 16

Monday 3 November 2025 5:38

Today - no sex - no more money

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