Miscellaneous: Dogbowl

Dogbowl

By NoOrdinaryNZer - 27/07/2015 09:25 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 245

Yummy

By Tuna ice cream - 09/09/2025 03:00

Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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Teamwork

By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I spent ages cleaning my house, only for my toddler to spill a box of cereal right when I'd finished. As I cleaned up the mess, the dog dragged the cereal into almost every room. All the floors now have what I can only describe as "surprise crunch zones." FML

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By princeronron - 08/09/2015 02:02 - Switzerland - Prilly

Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML

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Self-defeating move

By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Thanks for the help!

By Bad boy - 28/03/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I spent all morning cleaning my house. I was feeling pretty proud of myself until I went to the bathroom, then came back to find my dog had knocked over a trash can and scattered the contents everywhere. She even knocked my favorite mug off the counter. The worst/cutest part? She looked at me as if to say, “I'm helping!” FML

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Yazoo77 16

Monday 27 July 2015 18:01

Why does the dog have a bowl similar to the normal ones?

Calingaladha 21

Monday 27 July 2015 18:02

Just because cookie crisp has a wolf on the front doesn't mean you're supposed to eat it out of a dog bowl...

Comments

Omniprism 14

Monday 27 July 2015 18:59

This....is awesome.

Joshawott 21

Monday 27 July 2015 19:02

Does no one wash the dishes in your house?

Biker187 13

Monday 27 July 2015 19:15

They say a dog has a cleaner mouth than human, so you're safe.

thebadguy85 10

Monday 27 July 2015 23:06

That's a myth. I mean, come on. Dogs eat out of the litter box and wash it down with toilet water.

militarybrat 21

Tuesday 28 July 2015 6:02

Complete myth

confused_wandere 26

Tuesday 28 July 2015 14:03

My dog has never done those things, she's barely even looked at those things.

Jowisee 29

Monday 27 July 2015 19:32

I just threw up a little bit...

homtravel 10

Monday 27 July 2015 19:39

So you haven't been feeding the dog? Seems like you the only one in the family who doesn't know!

FlameFreeze101 5

Monday 27 July 2015 19:40

Have you never fed your dog? Like if its your family dog how would you not know that either?

kasou_fml 7

Monday 27 July 2015 19:42

was the cereal good

mischiefkel 17

Monday 27 July 2015 19:49

How often do you look for bowls in your house? It's strange to me that you don't know what your dog's food bowl looks like. Have you never seen your dog eat?

fmyhardon 16

Monday 27 July 2015 19:58

Your family doesnt wash dishes? You are the only member of your family who doesn't know about the dog bowl? You can't tell the difference between a clean bowl and one the dog uses and is never cleaned? Jeff Foxworthy could use this in his "You might be a redneck" series.