Airplanes and Transportation: Delays expected - FML

Delays expected

By stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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By Phantommajik - 10/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML

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Chilled out

By Rar - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Palatine

Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML

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By Jetlagged - 03/06/2017 22:00

Today, I'm stuck at the airport overnight, because my phone didn't update its time zone after flying in, so I watched my train leave, thinking mine wasn't due for another hour. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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Girls just wanna go home

By budadepressed - 18/07/2016 21:22 - United States - Burnsville

Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML

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Dressed for success

By anonymous - 28/07/2012 13:26 - Lebanon

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

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First time?

By ajdown - 17/06/2011 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

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By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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Cass_x 22

Friday 28 November 2014 15:00

Was it a good movie?

Miss_Chevious 37

Friday 28 November 2014 15:08

at least you had a movie to watch. not the blank scene outside your tiny window

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Perfectly_Killer 14

Friday 28 November 2014 15:32

This is why I hate planes.

chosha_fml 26

Friday 28 November 2014 15:39

Bonus in-flight movie - score! Or maybe that's a bonus on-tarmac movie.

jewelia13 12

Friday 28 November 2014 15:51

If it was today, it's probably due to the high winds and nasty weather (I live in Vancouver and nearly got blown over when I stepped out onto the balcony this morning).

netflixislove 32

Friday 28 November 2014 16:38

Delayed planes are the worst I'm sorry OP.

Ichiya 29

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:34

Dieing because they didn't fix the plane/fuel it/ bad weather is the worst.

Dkman 11

Friday 28 November 2014 16:50

In the words of Louis CK. "YOURE FLYING. You're defying gravity! And. You're going places in 6 hours that would take 30 years to walk

worldclassrager 39

Friday 28 November 2014 18:18

Was it a short or a legit hour and a a half+ movie?

woainishamu 21

Friday 28 November 2014 18:22

Sounds like time flew by

AMcM_fml 21

Friday 28 November 2014 19:34

Could've been a lot worse op...

veroonicaaggg 10

Friday 28 November 2014 19:41

Was it Titanic?

mxgirl1998 26

Friday 28 November 2014 19:59

snakes on planes

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