Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
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Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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interesting33 36
jerk move of your Dad. I doubt he meant it. more likely he saw a funny opportunity and took it whether he meant it or not. if you like him, go get that guy!
worldclassrager 39
Spill your drink on your Father...he’ll probably give you another refill...
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interesting33 36
jerk move of your Dad. I doubt he meant it. more likely he saw a funny opportunity and took it whether he meant it or not. if you like him, go get that guy!
Bloo2555 22
I'd have slapped him right then and there.
worldclassrager 39
Spill your drink on your Father...he’ll probably give you another refill...
exileonmainst 16
Well, he could’ve started a rant about homosexuals if that’s more to your liking..
just to comment this 2
Who says op is a guy? 😅
Zeatha Mistron 7
Your dad’s a dick.
09051308288 17
Your dad should be the first to compliment you and not the other way around. FYL indeed.
Dave_Davington 33
Looks are great and all, but you know what is a really good quality? Having a sense of humour about yourself. You should give it a go, it's pretty rad.