Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cute but clumsy
Today, my boyfriend decided to be romantic and literally sweep me off my feet… directly into a door frame. Now my face is bruised, and the police officer at my school has asked me if I need to make a report about anything. FML
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lexi_cacao 0
brutal. at least he tried
Anonanimal 0
He had good intentions. I think it's cute
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beerbellieguy 0
first!
SweetieLish 0
No one cares, in case you were wondering.
xCrackerx 3
You cared enough to comment.
lexi_cacao 0
brutal. at least he tried
helloello 2
How hard did you hit it :S? lol I can't believe that bruised your face, but I guess some people do tend to bruise easier.
Fabby_fml 2
OP is probably like my mother, who bruises when I hug her too hard.
breenarae25 0
hi :)
lexi_cacao 0
@ #1... you, too, need a life.
pinky2 0
ahhh so close 4 off being #1:(
srgntawesome 0
Ha
xCrackerx 3
It's the thought that counts, right?
ladiesman14 0
call the police if you want to your boyfriend to be $5000 poorer and have an arrest record for the rest of his life. this will prevent him from getting a job regardless of his educational level.
beerbellieguy 0
first
Anonanimal 0
He had good intentions. I think it's cute