Kids and Health: Cursed - FML

Cursed

By Anonymous - 12/09/2026 03:00 - United States - Ontario

Today, I got hit with the “Beginning of the Year Curse” and by that I mean my kids went back to school and brought the flu home. FML

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SAgirl 21

Saturday 12 September 2026 12:41

So normal parent things?

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SAgirl 21

Saturday 12 September 2026 12:41

So normal parent things?

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