Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 648 You deserved it 2 441 Share Tweet Share
Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 828 You deserved it 15 963
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 726 You deserved it 7 206
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 535 You deserved it 5 240
Today, I was trying to chat up a girl by showing off my new smartwatch. I proudly said, “It even reads my heartbeat!” It was 132 bpm. She looked at me and asked, “Are you OK? Or just incredibly out of shape from talking to me?” FML I agree, your life sucks 128 You deserved it 492
Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML I agree, your life sucks 120 You deserved it 674
Today, I realized that in some of my early relationships the girls were so possessive and pushed for merger and marriage that they scared me, so now I can only be reliably attracted to women who don't want me. The slightest sign of interest in more than a fling and I'm out. It's been like this for 30 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 120 You deserved it 424
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.