Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 644 You deserved it 2 440 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 816 You deserved it 4 091
Today, I was taking the metro into DC for my internship. Two guys came in and started talking to each other in Arabic. One boy turned to the other said "Do you think shes cute?" The other responded "Her face is hideous but she has nice tits." I am fluent in Arabic. They were looking at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 91 381 You deserved it 5 442
Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 112 You deserved it 3 252
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 962 You deserved it 3 164
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 750 You deserved it 3 812
Today, I was sent by my mother and her boyfriend to pick up some take-out. After getting the food, I began to turn out once the traffic light was green. An asshole cop sped past the red light and slammed into my car, totaling it. When I called my house, my mom's boyfriend asked, "Where's our dinner?" I'm fine, by the way. FML I agree, your life sucks 542 You deserved it 85
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.