Creepy crawlies

By John - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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br0ccoli 14

Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"

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Techtacular 0

Dear god! I'm guessing you'll be sleeping with ear plugs from now on.

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linkinpark98 23

*is currently putting duct tape over ears*

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kitta22 6

U can have the cleanest ears and still get bugs in then. Spiders can go in and out ur mouth nose ears and other holes in the body so can another. I watch a lot of medical shows. magnets can live in ur skin as well as other bugs.

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Dajucy1 7

I wasn't aware magnets were bugs

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thiscrazything 1

Magnetic maggots.

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RedPillSucks 31

Great. Now I'll be up late, cringing in some corner with 9 cups of coffee trying not to sleep so all manner of bugs and magnetic creatures wont crawl in my ear or any other hole in my body. Thank God, I'm a guy. One less hole to worry about.

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MissHayleyJames 7

Bugs RARELY will go in your mouth or any other holes. They like damp, dark, cool, still places. All of the holes on your body are warm and you have air coming out of your nose and mouth. There's probably a less than 1% chance of it happening so no worries guys.

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S7YX 9

61- Actually there is a fish in the amazone wich can creep into that hole and anchor itself in place with hooks on its body.

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emochicksrule 1

Well thanks now I'll be able to go to sleep

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mrtjawesome 14

you never know if you have bugs in your house until its too late. i woke up once with a couple of medium sized bugs in my hair once scared the CRAP outta me

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kitta22 6

I woke up to a spider walking up my arm

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Jewnut 0

You can always sleep with a panty hose over your head ;p

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ncvane 5

Raising Hope is awesome.

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S7YX 9

Just make sure you don't get strangled by it.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

When people say wash yourself everywhere, they mean it. That's just nasty.

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katcot99 11

EW! Clean your ears every once in awhile why dontcha ?

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citymayer 7

Omg. That's my worst nightmare! :(

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