Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML
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Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2 a.m. Some old man pulled in and asked me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replied, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, at work, a customer was staring at me for a long time. Hoping to break the awkwardness, I asked him what brought him to the store today. He complimented me on my friendly demeanor, then followed up with, "Since you're so friendly, how about coming in the bathroom with me and giving me a hand?" FML
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JYNXX21 0
i would say FYL, but ur probably gonna get a mean ass tip. u go girl! lol
Today_i_died_fml 0
Good to know you attract some people Pedo-bear makes a move
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fxdxhk90 0
All you had to do was give him to a male waiter, problem solved.
deathnotelovaaa 0
wat if hes bi ?
blondegurl718 0
Well, at least you know your a hot mofo'!
justmyluck1212 0
"I know pawpaw, I know"...
dancin303 0
or she's in her work close and looks attractive. she's either looks like a ***** or he is senile (meaning she is not attractive)
mijzelffan 0
YDI for thinking he was kidding
mohomonopoly 0
Oh geez, pull out the viagra..
ironmagma 0
whyohwhyohwhy 0
i'm surprised how often men are total shit-bags to female servers. Deal with it and just hope he doesn't become a regular.
Knockyoudown 0
Ohh good god thats horrible "/
seb12992 0
Make him wait two hours before you bring him his food.
soccergirl37 0
Ridiculous! It was an unusally perverted thing to say; anyone would think he's kidding!
pippysthename00 0
This shouldn't be a FML. It means you're hot. Good for you (:
whatastory 0
What's your point? It IS creepy that an old man is hitting on a (probably) much younger guy/girl...unless you're into those daddies and all...
Lounia_fml 8
Yeah.. Because people love to get told that they're hot by old people xD LOOOOOL!!
christopherlove 0
You took the words out of my mouth, 20. That's what the man did wrong. He should have been a hot young guy. That bastard didn't think of that, did he?
ohhhhshizzz 0
It's still creepy when a guy who is old enough to be your grandfather or GREAT-grandfather is hitting on you, it is sick. I know, it's happened to me. Would you like it if a 75 year old woman with every disease out there probably and senile was hitting on you? Because you just love THAT kind of attention, eh? It wouldn't be creepy at all? Now shut up, and get over yourself.
aback 4
In that case, it would have been less creepy and more slimy.
Humanoid_fml 0
I have to agree. Being a young waitress/hostess means you'll occasionally get hit on. It's not like he's stalking you; just move on. I think there should be a third voting option for "Not an FML." EDIT: Whoops. This was supposed to be a reply to #25.
MsSippi 0
#38 - yes. and i think the new layout of everything makes downloading the page take longer for my computer. which is annoying. People saying she'll get a good tip- she's the hostess not the waiter we normally don't make tips, at least at my restaurant. OP- i once had a pair of hollister khakis on (with the bird logo) and an old drunk dude grabbed the ass of my pants and asks "is that an eagle on your pants?" Creepers happen. Especially in the restaurant industry.
jnic 0
I know I wouldn't care, personally. It's still just not classy and stupid humor to ask "Is this the red light district?"
Dragodon64 0
What's wrong with him being into younger women? I don't think people's age preferences necessarily change with their age.
Jehanne_fml 0
Unwanted sexual advances are creepy, full stop. In this case, he was using her position as a waitress to his advantage, taking advantage of the fact that she had to be nice to him and couldn't just walk away. It's not a compliment, it's sexual harassment. He's another asshole on a power trip, just like all the "hot" boys who think sexual harassment is innocent fun. So yes, it would have been creepy coming from a hot boy.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
I wonder how 'creepy' it would've been if the 'elderly man' had been a 'hot guy'?