Kids, Divorce, Parents and Love: Consistent

Consistent

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

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You deserved it 57 767

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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You deserved it 488

By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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You deserved it 2 845

By Amber C - 07/04/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

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You deserved it 22 974

By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 112

Stop going on about it

By Msrebound - 05/07/2017 20:00

Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 620

He got game

By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 17:00

Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML

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You deserved it 288

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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You deserved it 6 229

By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 10 175

Succession

By Greatgrandpa - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Curacao

Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML

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You deserved it 2 975

spazticechidna 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 19:17

Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 19:17

how many times u plan on getting married. damn

Comments

xcrazyforyouu 2

Monday 16 May 2011 6:19

young love

Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:48

What a role model your son is

Bobissmall 13

Monday 16 May 2011 21:25

MINUS 82 mother *******!

Skylarboyle 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:33

pussy

barmeywashere 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 0:26

Be happy for ur child...

duppsydaisy017 0

Friday 27 May 2011 2:48

bwhahah(: how lonf were you married to them ?

assassinthefirst 5

Friday 10 June 2011 16:40

Yeah, FYL, but good for the kid!

rennmarie 0

Friday 17 June 2011 13:27

take advice from him

I_aM_nErD 5

Monday 4 July 2011 7:09

im 12 and im pretty sure ive had a longer relationship ha

omggtfomi 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 7:08

Ooooh burn

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Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML

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