Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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MinecraftGeek 8

Ouch, well I hope you at least asked her if she's alright...

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noisebox 1

Wait until she finds out you're a back door man...

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whyamievenhere 11

Just 'cause a little spank is super tame doesn't mean you shouldn't ask. Some people just don't like being hit during sex. Some don't like the noise. Some just don't like their butts being touched at all. And then there are those who had parents too into the spanking thing when they are little and it freaks them out.

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KayS2 0

I'm actually scared this will happen to my boyfriend and I. He's ripped and I'm petite and he is looking forward to spanking me. If I were you, I would have given her a light slap. And only spanked her if she asked you to go harder.

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KaitlynNeal 13

My boyfriend did that (in public) and i had an infected swollen tick bite.

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carsonphillips 7

You don't do shit like that without asking someone first. YDI.

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you987sure 4

You should always make sure your partner is cool with it first. :/ Maybe another FML will show up saying, "Today my boyfriend spanked me during sex a little too hard so I was crying from the pain. FML" Imagine what a monster you would seem like.

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gabygabs 8

poor thing. she must have a reason behind it....otherwise...i see nothing wrong with that

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CoriCat 25

Wow. You need to make sure she's into that kind of stuff before you try it spontaneously.

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lalaney 14

I don't think a light spank needs to be asked...it isn't a big deal. And it's his girlfriend, not a one night stand. I don't think he physically hurt her, it sounds like it was a psychological response. Awkward.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

It isn't a big deal to you, but it is to some people. New things should always be discussed first, not a complete surprise, and then once it's agreed on, they can be introduced randomly and spontaneously. What you just said is equivalent to saying, "because she's my girlfriend, I don't need to get her consent," which is both disgusting and false.

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