Cheating, Students and Parents: Congrats

Congrats

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

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margelmo 5

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:52

I hate to be 'that person' but I'd be more angry at your mum because she's the one who cheated? I mean, she didn't have to do that.

amadeclton 27

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:47

Oh God, that's horrible. Congratulations on your graduation, though! Maybe afterward you can beat him up in the parking lot.

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sofisticatdbagel 11

Tuesday 17 May 2016 2:28

It's like in Grey's Anatomy when the Chief sleeps with Ellis Grey and divorces Ellis from Thatcher

nammavic1 12

Monday 7 February 2022 14:12

Momma was a ho too.

rpy13 12

Monday 7 February 2022 23:13

Your mom caused the divorce.

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