This is bullshit. If you wipe something that is solid from your windshield it goes on the side of the car or If your lucky it drops down the side but gravity makes it impossible to wipe it into your car YDI for being a bullshit artist

These people who keep saying "treat dead animals with respect blah blah blah boo hoo" are silly...I wouldn't have wanted to handle that thing either. FYL for sure.

Why would you use your hands to move a dead bird? You can never be too careful in this age of avian flu... Anyway, its not the OP's fault it was on his/her car. The bird could have just as easily landed in the road, where no one would notice it. Wipe it off and go about your day...just make sure your window is closed first.

Protip: saying "Thinking I was clever" is the fastest way to get a majority YDI vote.

FMLs with "Thinking I was clever" in them get an instant YDI.

16 is spot on. That's how most funerals go too. "How will I ever live with out you" well toughen up bitch, its the *you* that's dead, the *I* in the phrase can only think of the impact it has on its own life. But anyways, I call bullshit. This is clearly physically impossible. I am a physicist. Projectiles do not work that way, UNLESS you were going at high speeds. In which case, you are incredibly stupid. And how did that dead bird get there....unless you hit it at high speeds and it magically didn't bounce off...also doubtful.

#23, 27 and 28 lol. You idiots. Are you serious?? Mites and avian flu from a bird on your windshield. Yep. You're about as smart as the guy who turned on the wipers and magically got a bird in his car. Better not eat pork; it's dead and there's swine flu, don't you know?

Wow, you've just defied physics!

How is that even possible??

for some reason i believe this cause it is too ****** up to make up ..