Transportation, Vacation, Relatable and Airport: Classic - FML

Classic

By Anonymous - 18/07/2026 09:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was proud of myself for remembering my wallet, keys and phone before leaving for the airport. I got all the way to security before realizing I’d left my passport on the kitchen table, right next to the travel mug I also forgot to bring. FML

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Chazzster 29

Saturday 18 July 2026 22:32

In the future make a checklist of what you need to pack or bring. It can save you a lot of trouble.

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Chazzster 29

Saturday 18 July 2026 22:32

In the future make a checklist of what you need to pack or bring. It can save you a lot of trouble.

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